Accountant, Alan, 35 has been living in Streatham for 7 years and has been single for every one of those. For a number of years he’s been told via the internet that there are hot Russian girls living in his area that are dying to chat to him. He’s obviously a little dubious.
“To start with, I’ve been living in Streatham for 7 years and I’ve never even met a Russian.” Alan tells us. “That includes men…. And I shop at Lidl at least two or three times a week”.
It’s not just the fact that the Russian population is a bit sparse according to Alan as he continues. “The thing is, even if they do exist, how do they even know about me? Well, I mean I just gave my credit card details to one…. Maybe two of them that popped up ages ago. It seemed as though all they wanted to do was chat, when it came to actually meeting up they always made up some excuse.”
After years of fruitless chats we ask Alan whether he’s going to give up on meeting a hot Russian girl in his area. “Well, I think so, but that’s not to say I’m constantly looking to see if I recognise any of the girls I’ve met online whilst I’m out and about in the local area.”
Well, Alan, all we can do is wish you the best of luck.
Don’t forget, this is satire and totally written to laugh at ourselves and the kinds of colourful personalities we deal with when dating. If you did laugh and can relate – don’t forget to share it on Facebook and Twitter using the share buttons. Thanks for reading as always, Jordi.