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Girl Who Hasn’t Heard From Guy in 2 Weeks Still Holding Out Hope

Obsessed phone girl

It’s been 13 days since Jane, a 29 year-old finance worker from Canary Wharf has heard from Derek, a guy she slept with after a drunken night out.

“I know he’s got a lot of work on. I mean, that was the last thing he told me just as I was leaving his flat after we slept together” Jane explains.

Like a lot of people after a one night stand, Jane messages him periodically but receives no reply. “We swapped numbers, but despite all the messages I’ve sent him I haven’t even had one reply”. But that doesn’t deter Jane.

“Basically after the first few days without receiving a reply, I decided to track him down on Facebook and send him a friend request”. We asked Jane if he accepted to which she responds “well, not yet, but…… I’m sure he will. And, if he doesn’t respond to me I can always make one of those fake profiles like those people in that show….What’s it called? Cat something?”

So, after 2 weeks of not hearing anything we ask her what her next step is. “I don’t know, I’m sure he’ll get back to me eventually. He was just such a nice guy.”

Of course he was, Jane…. Of course he was.

Don’t forget, this is satire and totally written to laugh at ourselves and the kinds of colourful personalities we deal with when dating. If you did laugh and can relate – don’t forget to share it on Facebook and Twitter using the share buttons. Thanks for reading as always, Jordi.



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