After seeing Gary for the third time in the space of 6 weeks Helen, a 26 year-old school teacher from Sydenham decided to sleep with him on the premise that he totally respected her in the morning.
“I met him on a dating app a couple of months ago and we went on our first date about a week later” Helen recalls. “I thought it went pretty well but then I didn’t hear from him for about 2 weeks”.
We quiz Helen about what happened next. “Well, I didn’t think I’d ever hear from him again so I just figured I had nothing to lose”. And the third date? “Yeah he messaged me late on a Saturday night a couple of weeks after that so we met up for a drink……. And that’s when it happened. We’d both gotten a little tipsy and he asked me to come back to his place which I did”.
We can see where this is leading but want Helen to tell us in her own words. “I was unsure about whether we would actually sleep together but when I asked him if he’d still respect me in the morning he said he totally would, and I believe he did……. Even if he did get called into work early on a Sunday and I had to leave.”
We then ask Helen whether they’re still seeing other. “Well, I guess so. It’s been a couple of weeks since that happened, but Gary did message me late on Saturday night to see if I was still awake, so I can totally see he’s still thinking about me.”
Well, we can only wish the happy couple all the best.
Don’t forget, this is satire and totally written to laugh at ourselves and the kinds of colourful personalities we deal with when dating. If you did laugh and can relate – don’t forget to share it on Facebook and Twitter using the share buttons. Thanks for reading as always, Jordi.