“So, is there anything else you’d like me to do?’ Rochelle asks Tom, her boyfriend of 6 years.
Silence fills the air as Tom wraps his head around the question. His mind races, thinking about all of the possibilities that are be presented to him. “Do I tell her my ultimate fantasy of being tied to the bed and being covered in whipped cream whilst porn’s playing in the background at the risk of being labeled a pervert? Or do I just play it safe and say “it’s fine, honey – everything you do is wonderful and I’m completely satisfied?”.
The East Finchley based couple have been having a few issues in the bedroom recently so Rochelle has decided to throw the million dollar question out there in the hope that Tom will be completely honest with her.
The longer Tom takes the more Rochelle’s going to question his answer. If he says he doesn’t want anything, he can’t really ask for anything in the near future without her wondering why he didn’t just say something when she asked him. If he says he does want something more will Rochelle wonder why it’s taken him so long to ask in the first place?…….. Or be labeled a pervert?
Time is ticking. Is Tom damned if he does and damned if he doesn’t?
Rochelle looks up at him and with a sense of expectancy in her voice asks, “well?”.
Tom takes a big gulp. Opens his mouth knowing that no matter what he says next it could have a big influence on the future of his and Rochelle’s sex life.
Good luck, Tom – we’re rooting for you!
Don’t forget, this is satire and totally written to laugh at ourselves and the kinds of colourful personalities we deal with when dating. If you did laugh and can relate – don’t forget to share it on Facebook and Twitter using the share buttons. Thanks for reading as always, Jordi.