If you’re lucky enough to be on speaking terms with your ex after a breakup, you’re in for an absolute treat. Some of the things that come out of our ex’s mouths are pure comedy gold.
Some of the stupid things your ex says you can put down to not thinking straight after such a testing time. Other things you can put down just general stupidity (as we roll our eyes) and them thinking we were born yesterday.
I’m not saying that I’m perfect. Hey, we can all admit to saying some of these. Right?
Here are 5 of my favourites in no particular order. Enjoy.
1. It’s Not You – It’s Me
A timeless classic. I know it’s not me – I have my shit together. I’m awesome. It’s clearly you that has issues…. With me…… Being awesome.
2. I’m Going To Be So Jealous of Whoever Ends Up With You
Please. Is that supposed to make me feel better? Does that mean you’re going to wait until I’m happy with someone else to come and sabotage my life? Where exactly are you going with this?
3. We Can Still Be Friends
Can we? I mean, really? I said this to my ex with all the intentions of being friends, knowing deep-down that it wouldn’t work. Introducing her as my friend still just doesn’t sound right.
4. You’re Going to Make Someone So Happy One Day
Newsflash, I already do…. Me!
5. All My Friends Think I’m Crazy For Breaking Up With You
You are, but that’s ok. We all do stupid things we’ll regret one day. Put this down as one of yours.
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